What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 02:32

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Goldfinger
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
What are the psychological reasons behind an extreme obsession with another human being?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Have you ever been forced to undress for money just once?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
A View to a Kill
What is the dirtiest thing you have allowed your husband to do?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Dr No
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”She is very sexyful!”
Who is the most dangerous or evilest person of all time?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
You Only Live Twice
Live and Let Die
What do women talk about mostly(among themselves)?
Diamonds Are Forever
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Moonraker
Why do men choose to marry a plain Jane woman over a pretty woman?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-J W Pepper
Why do I (45, male) feel like I'm crushing on a girl (19, female)?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
How can one learn to talk frankly?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Ah so!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Octopussy
From Russia With Love